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an expose of some of the institutionalized hypocracy in our society...

Just Say NO

Just say NO to drugs. "Hey doctor, can I have some more novocaine (cocaine) before you drill my tooth?"

Just say NO to drugs. "Hey doctor, are you going to put me under before you remove my gall bladder?"

Just say NO to drugs. (This one really pisses me off!) "My kid is out of control - can we get some more Ritalin?"

Just say NO to drugs. "My hair is falling out! I need some Rogaine!"

Just say NO to drugs. "I can't get it up - how about some Viagra, or Cialis?"

Just say NO to drugs. "I'm depressed - is there something I can get to help my mood?"

Just say NO to drugs. "I'm having trouble falling asleep - where's the NyQuil?"

Just say NO to drugs. "I'm falling asleep - where's my coffee?!?"

Just say NO to drugs. "I've got a headache, I need some asprin..."

Just say NO to drugs. "Get out of my way, I've got PMS, and I'm on the way to the medicine cabinet!"

Just say NO to drugs. Never mind all the advertising pounding on your brain every time you sit down in front of the television - it isn't a drug, after all - or is it? (To quote Frank Zappa - "I am gross and perverted, I'm obsessed and deranged, I have existed for years, but very little has changed; I am the tool of the government, and industry, too, for I am destined to rule and regulate you; I may be vile and pernicious, but you can't look away, I make you think I'm delicious with all the stuff that I say. I'm the best you can get, have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozing out from your TV set!")

Just say NO to drugs. You have to take a drug test to get this job, even though what you do with your own time may not have any influence on your performance at work - we're taking away your liberty, after all, and making sure you're not allowed the pursuit of happiness - what do you think those are, anyway, inalienable rights?

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