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Consumer Notice.
Falling rock.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
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Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
Prices subject to change without notice.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
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Slippery when wet.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
Beware of dog.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Void where prohibited.
Call toll free before digging.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
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This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
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Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
No COD's.
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Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
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Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
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Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
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Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
Use with adequate ventilation.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Hearing protection may be required.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
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Reproduction strictly prohibited.
You must be present to win.
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Times are approximate.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
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Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
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Safe for children and pets.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
This conversation may be recorded for training or quality purposes, or just because we feel like we can get away with it.
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Shower cap fits one head.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
For off-road use only.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Some assembly required.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
Always wear safety goggles.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Decision of judges is final.
Caution.
Proof of purchase required.
One size fits all.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
Price does not include taxes.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Full license agreement is included within.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
First pull up, then pull down.
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Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Add toner.
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This notice supersedes all previous notices.
Do not disturb.
Shading within a garment may occur.
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Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Do not stamp.
Check here if tax deductible.
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You could be a winner!
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Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
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Colors may, in time, fade.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Video cameras in use.
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Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Drop in any mailbox.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
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Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily rates apply.
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Harmful if swallowed.
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No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
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If condition persists, consult your physician.
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Some equipment shown is optional.
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No other warranty expressed or implied.
Keep away from fire or flame.
See label for sequence.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Warranty period limited.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Penalty for private use.
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Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
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Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
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Replace with same type.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
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Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
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Subject to CAB approval.
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Not the Beatles.
Must be over 17.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
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There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
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Do not remove label under penalty of law.
Subject to local regulation.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Kilroy was here.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Avoid contact with skin.
Warning.
Not recommended for children.
List at least two alternate dates.
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Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Availability is limited.
Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
Call toll free number before digging.
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Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Booths for two or more.
Use at your own risk.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Your mileage may vary.
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Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Many suitcases look alike.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Not safe for children and pets.
For recreational use only.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
No purchase necessary.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Some restrictions apply.
Cat napping.
What goes up, must come down.
May cause drowsiness.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
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