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Post office will not deliver without postage.
Availability is limited.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
List was current at time of printing.
Do not dispose of in fire.
Void where prohibited.
May cause excitability.
Some restrictions apply.
Some assembly required.
Simulated picture.
Not the Beatles.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
For recreational use only.
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
Proof of purchase required.
Apply only to affected area.
You must be present to win.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
Use with adequate ventilation.
Batteries not included.
Price does not include taxes.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of 99.9999999999% empty space.
Falling rock.
No solicitors.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
No purchase necessary.
Call toll free before digging.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of Major League Baseball.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Avoid contact with skin.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
Prices subject to change without notice.
For off-road use only.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
As seen on TV.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Warranty period limited.
If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Handle With Extreme Care.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
Decision of judges is final.
Full license agreement is included within.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Check here if tax deductible.
List at least two alternate dates.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Read all instructions before starting assembly
Consult your physician before using this program.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
Close cover before striking.
Driver does not carry cash.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
At participating locations only.
Sales tax not included.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 8/17/95) is available in Europe.
Public Notice as required by law.
Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Some equipment shown is optional.
This notice supersedes all previous notices.
Drop in any mailbox.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
Do not stamp.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
You could be a winner!
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
Booths for two or more.
Do not insert backwards.
Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
List each check separately by bank number.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
No animals were harmed during the creation of this Web site.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website.
Call toll free number before digging.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Caution.
Subject to CAB approval.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Keep away from fire or flame.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Subject to availability.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
Use other side for additional listings.
Do not iron clothes on body.
Never forget 4/20.
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
For external use only.
Store in original containers.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
Consumer Notice.
Place stamp here.
Penalty for private use.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Product will be hot after heating.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Read this before opening package.
Must be over 17.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Approved for veterans.
Important Notice to Purchasers.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Football League.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily rates apply.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
For office use only.
Not to be used for the other use.
Replace with same type.
Edited for television.
Use only as directed.
One size fits all.
Details inside.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
All models over 18 years of age.
Safe for children and pets.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Not safe for children and pets.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
Many suitcases look alike.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
Subject to local regulation.
Do not disturb.
Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Add toner.
Parental guidance suggested.
For use only in the intended use.
Component Equivalency Notice: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
No Canadian coins.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
Keep away from small children.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Shower cap fits one head.
Attention.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
Slippery when wet.
Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
Advisory.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Read label before using.
No COD's.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
Do not remove label under penalty of law.
What goes up, must come down.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Your mileage may vary.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
Please Note.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Warning.
Subject to change without notice.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Use at your own risk.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
Do not write below this line.
Sanitized for your protection.
Beware of dog.
Not available in all states.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Shipping and handling extra.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Harmful if swallowed.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
First pull up, then pull down.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
Remember to not forget.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Times are approximate.
See label for sequence.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Not recommended for children.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Kilroy was here.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
May cause drowsiness.
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