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Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
Kilroy was here.
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Cat napping.
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There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
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Not responsible for user stupidity.
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Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
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Decision of judges is final.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
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List each check separately by bank number.
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Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
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We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Shipping and handling extra.
May cause excitability.
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Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
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Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
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No passes accepted for this engagement.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Call toll free number before digging.
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Not the Beatles.
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No user-serviceable parts inside.
You could be a winner!
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Employees and their families are not eligible.
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Prices subject to change without notice.
Many suitcases look alike.
Place stamp here.
Must be over 17.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
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Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Add toner.
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Shower cap fits one head.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
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Nytol may cause drowsiness.
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This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
Drop in any mailbox.
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One size fits all.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
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What goes up, must come down.
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Some assembly required.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Void where prohibited.
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Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
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Some equipment shown is optional.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
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Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
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Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Harmful if swallowed.
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Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
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Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
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Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Do not remove label under penalty of law.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Falling rock.
No solicitors.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
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