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Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
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Many suitcases look alike.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
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Nytol may cause drowsiness.
Avoid contact with skin.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
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