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Slippery when wet.
Kilroy was here.
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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Contents may settle during shipment.
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Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
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Many suitcases look alike.
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This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
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