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This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
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Simulated picture.
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Colors may, in time, fade.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
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Contents may settle during shipment.
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Post office will not deliver without postage.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
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Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
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Caution.
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Nytol may cause drowsiness.
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Penalty for private use.
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Drop in any mailbox.
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What goes up, must come down.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Subject to local regulation.
Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Some assembly required.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
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Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
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May cause allergic skin reaction.
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Your mileage may vary.
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Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
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For use only in the intended use.
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May cause excitability.
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Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
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Your cancelled check is your receipt.
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You could be a winner!
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The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Shading within a garment may occur.
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May cause drowsiness.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
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Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
One size fits all.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
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Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
Not safe for children and pets.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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Do not iron clothes on body.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Use other side for additional listings.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
Batteries not included.
Always wear safety goggles.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
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Postage will be paid by addressee.
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Many suitcases look alike.
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Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
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Shipping and handling extra.
Harmful if swallowed.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
List each check separately by bank number.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
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Attention.
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Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
First pull up, then pull down.
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Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
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