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Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
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Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
Many suitcases look alike.
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Simulated picture.
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Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
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May cause allergic skin reaction.
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Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
Booths for two or more.
The above limitations may not apply to you.
No COD's.
No solicitors.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Warranty period limited.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
Use at your own risk.
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Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
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No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Parental guidance suggested.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Video cameras in use.
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Some assembly required.
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The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
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We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
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Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
All models over 18 years of age.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Subject to availability.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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List each check separately by bank number.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Store in original containers.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
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No purchase necessary.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
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Decision of judges is final.
Must be over 17.
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Shower cap fits one head.
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Subject to CAB approval.
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This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
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Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
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Shipping and handling extra.
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Beware of dog.
You must be present to win.
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Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
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Prices subject to change without notice.
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Subject to change without notice.
Approved for veterans.
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Nytol may cause drowsiness.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
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What goes up, must come down.
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Not responsible for user stupidity.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Hearing protection may be required.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Subject to local regulation.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
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There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Not available in all states.
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Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
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May cause drowsiness.
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Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
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For external use only.
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This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
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Warning.
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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Add toner.
Void where prohibited.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Not to be used for the other use.
Remember to not forget.
Not safe for children and pets.
Cat napping.
Not the Beatles.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
For use only in the intended use.
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Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
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Do not dispose of in fire.
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Not responsible for typographical errors.
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Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Kilroy was here.
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Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
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According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
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Your mileage may vary.
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The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Do not disturb.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
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Read the entire test before answering any questions.
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Some restrictions apply.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
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Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
Keep away from fire or flame.
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Do not write below this line.
Not recommended for children.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
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The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Product will be hot after heating.
May cause excitability.
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One size fits all.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
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