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Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
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Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
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Kilroy was here.
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Some assembly required.
Many suitcases look alike.
Simulated picture.
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Shower cap fits one head.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
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Replace with same type.
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