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Slippery when wet.
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The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
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May cause allergic skin reaction.
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Contents may settle during shipment.
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Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
Booths for two or more.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Price does not include taxes.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
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Approved for veterans.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Product will be hot after heating.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
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Kilroy was here.
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Void where prohibited.
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Use at your own risk.
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Subject to change without notice.
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Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
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Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
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Your mileage may vary.
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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Not recommended for children.
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You could be a winner!
One size fits all.
Harmful if swallowed.
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Rates higher for users under age 25.
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Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
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This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
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Simulated picture.
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Proof of purchase required.
Many suitcases look alike.
Not the Beatles.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
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Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
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No passes accepted for this engagement.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
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According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
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Some equipment shown is optional.
Cat napping.
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