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Restaurant package, not for resale.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
Not to be used for the other use.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
Subject to CAB approval.
Consumer Notice.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
For recreational use only.
Price does not include taxes.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Read this before opening package.
As seen on TV.
Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
Subject to availability.
See label for sequence.
Avoid contact with skin.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Handle With Extreme Care.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
All models over 18 years of age.
Some assembly required.
Falling rock.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
No Canadian coins.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Caution.
Harmful if swallowed.
Batteries not included.
Shower cap fits one head.
Always wear safety goggles.
What goes up, must come down.
Never forget 4/20.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Protected by Smith and Wesson.
No solicitors.
Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
Do not write below this line.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
Availability is limited.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
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Not recommended for children.
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Decision of judges is final.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Do not disturb.
No COD's.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
For off-road use only.
Subject to local regulation.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
At participating locations only.
The above limitations may not apply to you.
No animals were harmed during the creation of this Web site.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
For external use only.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Add toner.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Drop in any mailbox.
No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
You could be a winner!
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Do not dispose of in fire.
Full license agreement is included within.
Replace with same type.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
Public Notice as required by law.
This conversation may be recorded for training or quality purposes, or just because we feel like we can get away with it.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
Penalty for private use.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Call toll free before digging.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Call toll free number before digging.
First pull up, then pull down.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
Parental guidance suggested.
Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website.
Your mileage may vary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
Close cover before striking.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Please Note.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Many suitcases look alike.
Do not insert backwards.
Kilroy was here.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Safe for children and pets.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Not available in all states.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Component Equivalency Notice: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
For use only in the intended use.
Slippery when wet.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
List each check separately by bank number.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Store in original containers.
Remember to not forget.
Read all instructions before starting assembly.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
Edited for television.
This notice supersedes all previous notices.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Warranty period limited.
Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
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Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
Details inside.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Read label before using.
For office use only.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use other side for additional listings.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Must be over 17.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
Warning.
Booths for two or more.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Do not iron clothes on body.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
One size fits all.
Approved for veterans.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Check here if tax deductible.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
Beware of dog.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
Keep cool; process promptly.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
Do not stamp.
Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
Driver does not carry cash.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Use at your own risk.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
Attention.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Place stamp here.
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Not safe for children and pets.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
List at least two alternate dates.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
Advisory.
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
Keep away from small children.
Some restrictions apply.
Use with adequate ventilation.
Cat napping.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
You must be present to win.
Times are approximate.
Shipping and handling extra.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Use only as directed.
Not the Beatles.
Subject to change without notice.
Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
Void where prohibited.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
May cause excitability.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
List was current at time of printing.
Product will be hot after heating.
Sales tax not included.
Do not remove label under penalty of law.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Apply only to affected area.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Simulated picture.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
No purchase necessary.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Proof of purchase required.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of Major League Foosball.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
May cause drowsiness.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Video cameras in use.
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