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Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
The above limitations may not apply to you.
Use only as directed.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
This conversation may be recorded for training or quality purposes, or just because we feel like we can get away with it.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not remove label under penalty of law.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
Attention.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
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No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Use other side for additional listings.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Cat napping.
Times are approximate.
For recreational use only.
Do not dispose of in fire.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Many suitcases look alike.
Booths for two or more.
Do not disturb.
Shower cap fits one head.
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Not the Beatles.
Do not stamp.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Read this before opening package.
Call toll free number before digging.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Some assembly required.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
Must be over 17.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
May cause excitability.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Colors may, in time, fade.
First pull up, then pull down.
Do not iron clothes on body.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Video cameras in use.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
No animals were harmed during the creation of this Web site.
Replace with same type.
Read label before using.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Beware of dog.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
Remember to not forget.
Some restrictions apply.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Public Notice as required by law.
You must be present to win.
Component Equivalency Notice: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
Drop in any mailbox.
One size fits all.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Penalty for private use.
Subject to CAB approval.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
Subject to local regulation.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Decision of judges is final.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Consumer Notice.
Read all instructions before starting assembly.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Important Notice to Purchasers.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Not to be used for the other use.
Never forget 4/20.
For office use only.
Do not write below this line.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Shipping and handling extra.
Place stamp here.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Use with adequate ventilation.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily rates apply.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
Sales tax not included.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
All models over 18 years of age.
Close cover before striking.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Do not insert backwards.
Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
Simulated picture.
This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
Product will be hot after heating.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
You could be a winner!
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
Store in original containers.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Warranty period limited.
Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
May cause drowsiness.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of Major League Foosball.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Avoid contact with skin.
For off-road use only.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Advisory.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
For use only in the intended use.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Details inside.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Void where prohibited.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Subject to change without notice.
Handle With Extreme Care.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
Harmful if swallowed.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Always wear safety goggles.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Full license agreement is included within.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Your mileage may vary.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Not recommended for children.
Not safe for children and pets.
Caution.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Safe for children and pets.
This notice supersedes all previous notices.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
No purchase necessary.
Subject to availability.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
For external use only.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
Add toner.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
Use at your own risk.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
Proof of purchase required.
What goes up, must come down.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
List each check separately by bank number.
At participating locations only.
List was current at time of printing.
List at least two alternate dates.
Price does not include taxes.
Apply only to affected area.
Approved for veterans.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
Parental guidance suggested.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Sanitized for your protection.
No Canadian coins.
Check here if tax deductible.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Edited for television.
Warning.
No COD's.
Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website.
Kilroy was here.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
No solicitors.
See label for sequence.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Hearing protection may be required.
Batteries not included.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
Please Note.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Slippery when wet.
Falling rock.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
Availability is limited.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Not available in all states.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
As seen on TV.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Driver does not carry cash.
Call toll free before digging.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Keep away from small children.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
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