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Falling rock.
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Not the Beatles.
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One size fits all.
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Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
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Kilroy was here.
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Your mileage may vary.
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Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
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No user-serviceable parts inside.
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Slippery when wet.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
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Use at your own risk.
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Sanitized for your protection.
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What goes up, must come down.
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This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
Some assembly required.
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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Caution.
Approved for veterans.
Prices subject to change without notice.
You must be present to win.
Parental guidance suggested.
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May cause drowsiness.
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Rates higher for users under age 25.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
May be too intense for some viewers.
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Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
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Not to be removed under penalty of law.
Use only as directed.
Price does not include taxes.
Drop in any mailbox.
Do not stamp.
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Nytol may cause drowsiness.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
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Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
No purchase necessary.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
First pull up, then pull down.
As seen on TV.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
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Avoid contact with skin.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
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Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
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Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
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Colors may, in time, fade.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
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Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
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This is not an offer to sell securities.
May cause excitability.
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The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
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Do not insert backwards.
For use only in the intended use.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
Not safe for children and pets.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
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Keep cool; process promptly.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
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Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
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A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Store in original containers.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
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Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
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Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
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Contents may settle during shipment.
Decision of judges is final.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Replace with same type.
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Must be over 17.
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Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
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We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of 99.9999999999% empty space.
Do not disturb.
Not to be used for the other use.
Many suitcases look alike.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
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Batteries not included.
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Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
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Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
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Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Warranty period limited.
You could be a winner!
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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Simulated picture.
Harmful if swallowed.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
Shower cap fits one head.
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