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For use only in the intended use.
Do not iron clothes on body.
Times are approximate.
Handle With Extreme Care.
No solicitors.
Warranty period limited.
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
Not available in all states.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use.
For external use only.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
Some assembly required.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Parental guidance suggested.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
Call toll free before digging.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
May cause excitability.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
Not recommended for children.
Keep away from fire or flame.
You must be present to win.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Do not dispose of in fire.
Do not remove label under penalty of law.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Subject to change without notice.
Full license agreement is included within.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
Some restrictions apply.
As seen on TV.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Subject to local regulation.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Consumer Notice.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
What goes up, must come down.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
For off-road use only.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
See label for sequence.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
Proof of purchase required.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
Do not insert backwards.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
Void where prohibited.
Price does not include taxes.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Warning.
Edited for television.
Caution.
Shipping and handling extra.
Hearing protection may be required.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Use only as directed.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
Remember to not forget.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Sanitized for your protection.
Public Notice as required by law.
Read label before using.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Batteries not included.
Avoid contact with skin.
Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
Your mileage may vary.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Approved for veterans.
Drop in any mailbox.
Availability is limited.
Add toner.
This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Decision of judges is final.
Attention.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
First pull up, then pull down.
For recreational use only.
May cause drowsiness.
Use with adequate ventilation.
You could be a winner!
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
Read this before opening package.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
At participating locations only.
Safe for children and pets.
Video cameras in use.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Simulated picture.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
This conversation may be recorded for training or quality purposes, or just because we feel like we can get away with it.
Not to be used for the other use.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Use at your own risk.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of Major League Foosball.
Contents may settle during shipment.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Harmful if swallowed.
Subject to availability.
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
Driver does not carry cash.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
Never forget 4/20.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Do not stamp.
Keep away from small children.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
Always wear safety goggles.
Important Notice to Purchasers.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Check here if tax deductible.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Read all instructions before starting assembly.
Close cover before striking.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Keep cool; process promptly.
List was current at time of printing.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website.
Not safe for children and pets.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
This notice supersedes all previous notices.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Booths for two or more.
No purchase necessary.
Call toll free number before digging.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily rates apply.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
Many suitcases look alike.
Use other side for additional listings.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Must be over 17.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
No animals were harmed during the creation of this Web site.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Do not disturb.
Apply only to affected area.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
No COD's.
One size fits all.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
List at least two alternate dates.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
For office use only.
Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Some equipment shown is optional.
List each check separately by bank number.
Product will be hot after heating.
The above limitations may not apply to you.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
Slippery when wet.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
Store in original containers.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
No Canadian coins.
Advisory.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Replace with same type.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
Falling rock.
Place stamp here.
Do not write below this line.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Protected by Smith and Wesson.
Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
Cat napping.
Details inside.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Component Equivalency Notice: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Shower cap fits one head.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Please Note.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Beware of dog.
Kilroy was here.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
All models over 18 years of age.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Sales tax not included.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
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