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Nytol may cause drowsiness.
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Your mileage may vary.
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You could be a winner!
Many suitcases look alike.
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Falling rock.
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One size fits all.
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May cause excitability.
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Simulated picture.
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Shading within a garment may occur.
Booths for two or more.
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There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
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Approved for veterans.
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