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May cause drowsiness.
For recreational use only.
Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Sales tax not included.
No solicitors.
Component Equivalency Notice: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
Not to be used for the other use.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
Shipping and handling extra.
Handle With Extreme Care.
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Subject to CAB approval.
Do not write below this line.
Some assembly required.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Important Notice to Purchasers.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
Do not insert backwards.
Read label before using.
First pull up, then pull down.
At participating locations only.
Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
Not available in all states.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
Cat napping.
Avoid contact with skin.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Not safe for children and pets.
Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
Void where prohibited.
Edited for television.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
Booths for two or more.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
The above limitations may not apply to you.
Close cover before striking.
Availability is limited.
Shower cap fits one head.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
What goes up, must come down.
May cause excitability.
For office use only.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
You must be present to win.
Keep away from small children.
Not the Beatles.
As seen on TV.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Subject to availability.
Video cameras in use.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
This conversation may be recorded for training or quality purposes, or just because we feel like we can get away with it.
Product will be hot after heating.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
Parental guidance suggested.
For use only in the intended use.
No animals were harmed during the creation of this Web site.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Safe for children and pets.
This notice supersedes all previous notices.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Caution.
Sanitized for your protection.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
Use other side for additional listings.
Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
Not recommended for children.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Always wear safety goggles.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
Public Notice as required by law.
Simulated picture.
Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
Warning.
For off-road use only.
Do not disturb.
Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Some restrictions apply.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
No Canadian coins.
Price does not include taxes.
Read this before opening package.
Proof of purchase required.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Approved for veterans.
Subject to local regulation.
No purchase necessary.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of Major League Foosball.
Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
Drop in any mailbox.
Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Your mileage may vary.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily rates apply.
Remember to not forget.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
Attention.
For external use only.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Use only as directed.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Full license agreement is included within.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
Penalty for private use.
Advisory.
One size fits all.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Beware of dog.
Do not remove label under penalty of law.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
List was current at time of printing.
Call toll free number before digging.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
Call toll free before digging.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
Warranty period limited.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
Do not iron clothes on body.
Add toner.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Replace with same type.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Slippery when wet.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Check here if tax deductible.
Kilroy was here.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
Protected by Smith and Wesson.
Times are approximate.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Falling rock.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
Details inside.
Consumer Notice.
You could be a winner!
Store in original containers.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
See label for sequence.
Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
All models over 18 years of age.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
Subject to change without notice.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Apply only to affected area.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Use with adequate ventilation.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Please Note.
Use at your own risk.
List at least two alternate dates.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
Harmful if swallowed.
List each check separately by bank number.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Do not dispose of in fire.
Many suitcases look alike.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Read all instructions before starting assembly.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
Driver does not carry cash.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Never forget 4/20.
Decision of judges is final.
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
Batteries not included.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Hearing protection may be required.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
Place stamp here.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
Do not stamp.
Must be over 17.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No COD's.
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